if you like me you must not know who I am
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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