I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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