I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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