I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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