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I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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