remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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