just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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