Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
How naked do you want me to be?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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