I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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