it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
