god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We had to coat check the pizza.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
