you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i now understand why vodka
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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