Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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