You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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