People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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