I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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