Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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