I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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