Non-Jews are for practice
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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