Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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