Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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