You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
Randomize
