Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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