you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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