You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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