If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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