just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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