life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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