Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ugly people sure do ruin things
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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