Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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