READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
