I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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