Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I supernannyed him into submission
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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