so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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