what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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