I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is wine microwaveable?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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