I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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