But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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