My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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