So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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