How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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