is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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