i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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