I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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