Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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