So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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