i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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