try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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