you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Randomize
