girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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