no you cant smoke seaweed
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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