how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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