It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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