She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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