I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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