He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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