Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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