? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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