So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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